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This is All Too Horribly Accurate
Once we make first contact, this kind of thing will happen regularly. Click over to Abstruse Goose to see the entire strip. (I like the mouseover text disclaimer.)
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Seen Online
Every time you swim in the ocean and you hit a warm patch? Aquaman pee. — sween IMPORTANT: The Universe contains material that may be objectionable to children under 17. [Cancel] [[OK]] — hotdogsladies Hey, ancient Egyptians! I’m eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids. — kolchak…
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This is Utterly Wonderful
I heart Para Abnormal so much.
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Seen Online
Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles. — JerryThomas You all said I was crazy to save all these soy sauce packets. How’s your post-apocalyptic squirrel? Oh, what’s that? NEEDS A LITTLE SALT? — dysolution My daughter asked me how long it would take to walk around the moon. Totally absurd. Absurd…
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My Neighbor Robocop
Lore Sjöberg (of Slumbering Lungfish and Brunching Shuttlecocks fame) recently saw My Neighbor Totoro for the first time and claims that the movie put this in his head. I don’t necessarily want to explore the thought process that led from one to the other, but I have to admit that I’m terribly fond of this…
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A Scene I’d Like to See
(From xkcd, natch)
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Patrick is Awesome
From Lamebook (via Miss Doxie)
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Seen Online
I like my women the way I like my Star Wars films – At least 27 years old & never having had Hayden Christensen in them. — elibraden I wonder if Frodo ever stood over Boromir’s grave and said, “Huh. I guess one *does* simply walk into Mordor.” — sween Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by…
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‘Toons That Have Amused Me Recently
Basic Instructions: How to Write a Superhero Story How to Kill Off a Fictional Character How to Confound Your Alien Captor Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: 1719 1708 1727 Tree Lobsters: DeadBeat Dad Mixed Signals Science Cops 2: Sci Harder
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Thank You, James Earl Jones
A clip of David Prowse doing Darth Vader’s voice before Jones was dubbed in. It’s…not quite the same. (via Weird Universe)