Seen Online
I think it would be fun to watch vegan college students rationalize eating roadkill during the Apocalypse.
– robdelaney
Stupid zombies won’t stay inside their chalk outlines.
– JerryThomas
Japan also has Amish people; they drive around in cars instead of teleporting in giant robots.
– OuterJohn
Too bad if 90 percent of it is stupid. That’s how creativity works.
– Linus Torvalds
Natalie Portman had a son. In unrelated news, everyone here on the Death Star is suddenly looking a little nervous. #StarWars
– DeathStarPR
If I was Indy, I would’ve totally boned the “love you” eyelids chick.
– thesulk
Nobody ever thinks it’s their monster that’ll end up in a burning windmill.
– hotdogsladies
What I love about the internet is if my leg fell off, I’d get a lot of messages going, “Poor you!” but at least one saying, “Can I have it?’”
– shoesonwrong
Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story
“After humanity quells an undead uprising, the last two remaining zombies pair up in search of sanctuary, but instead find love.” Of course it’s a musical.
Here’s the trailer. The full movie (in three parts) is available on their YouTube channel.
Cross-posted at The Art of Darkness
Said That She Did
S’pose when they invented the Internet back in the 50s they’d have believed it would eventually be used to create an entire site devoted to Yoda making “that’s what she said” jokes?
(via Blame it On the Voices)
Seen Online
I’m willing to risk a Jurassic Park type scenario just to have new stuff to BBQ.
– navanax
“Size matters not.” -Yoda, fooling nobody.
– DeathStarPR
Because of the music I grew up with I assumed by this point in life a lot more women were going to blind me with science.
– juliussharpe
oh baby you’re so hot I wanna be inside you so I got this teleportation device wait wait lemme read the manual
– sween
Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He’d be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you’ll have the element of surprise.
– markleggett
