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I think it would be fun to watch vegan college students rationalize eating roadkill during the Apocalypse.
robdelaney

Stupid zombies won’t stay inside their chalk outlines.
JerryThomas

Japan also has Amish people; they drive around in cars instead of teleporting in giant robots.
OuterJohn

Too bad if 90 percent of it is stupid. That’s how creativity works.
— Linus Torvalds

Natalie Portman had a son. In unrelated news, everyone here on the Death Star is suddenly looking a little nervous. #StarWars
DeathStarPR

If I was Indy, I would’ve totally boned the “love you” eyelids chick.
thesulk

Nobody ever thinks it’s their monster that’ll end up in a burning windmill.
hotdogsladies

What I love about the internet is if my leg fell off, I’d get a lot of messages going, “Poor you!” but at least one saying, “Can I have it?’”
shoesonwrong