I’m willing to risk a Jurassic Park type scenario just to have new stuff to BBQ.
— navanax

“Size matters not.” -Yoda, fooling nobody.
— DeathStarPR

Because of the music I grew up with I assumed by this point in life a lot more women were going to blind me with science.
— juliussharpe

oh baby you’re so hot I wanna be inside you so I got this teleportation device wait wait lemme read the manual
— sween

Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He’d be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you’ll have the element of surprise.
— markleggett