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“I hope you’re a beta tester, because I’m unstable and flaky” is probably my worst pick-up line. — baileygenine hacker – Anyone who knows anything at all about computers beyond e-mail/web browsing, and therefore is a troublemaker. — FakeAPStylebook You know you’re doing something right in life when the Terminators show up. — badbanana after…
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The First Rule of Ferris Club…
…is you do not talk about Ferris Club. Y’know, the movie actually makes just as much sense if you imagine Cameron with multiple personality disorder. (via BoingBoing)
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I Totally Plan to Do This
(From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)
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Simon Tam M.D.
io9 recently created a wonderful 80s-style Firefly intro, and fans complained that Sean Maher had been overlooked in the credits. io9 has followed up by explaining that Maher was left out of the credits because he left after season one to spin off his own show. I love this kind of recut footage.
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Scenes from a Multiverse
Jonathan Rosenberg (the creator of Goats) has started a new strip entitled Scenes from a Multiverse which visits various locations “somewhere in an ordinary, everyday multiverse.” It’s odd and off-kilter and amusing, and there’s even an audience participation feature: Readers can vote on which location should be revisited in each Friday’s strip. (via The Slumbering…
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Me: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Three-year-old: “Han Solo.” Parenting accomplished. — derekasaurus Instead of downloading WebMD for the iPad, I taped a piece of paper to the screen and scrawled “IT’S CANCER” on it. — phyllisstein Went back in time to destroy Star Wars episodes 7-9. Now there are…
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If you think the Cantina is bad, you should see the Mos Eisley Martini and Tapas Bistro next door. Total douchefest. — badbanana Back off, or I’ll use this butterfly to start a chain reaction leading to a terrifying alternate future. — talks_in_maths I now have 365,000 followers, and so can finally sacrifice 1000 souls…
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Heh.
(From Para Abnormal)
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I Like the Idea of a CowShark
Charlie Brooker has an article up at The Guardian, weighing in on the recent breakthrough in creating artificial life. To “watermark” their artificial bug, the geneticists spliced a James Joyce quotation into the DNA sequence. The unsuspecting genome now has the phrase “to live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to recreate life out of…
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I wish there was a time machine just to send spoiled L.A. kids to World War II. — thesulk If homosexuality is a disease, I am calling in lesbian tomorrow. — iMelbel Big weekend coming. My Star Trek club is going to dress as Klingons and ambush some Civil War re-enactors. — JerryThomas Nonsequitaur. Half…