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Seen Online

I wish there was a time machine just to send spoiled L.A. kids to World War II.

If homosexuality is a disease, I am calling in lesbian tomorrow.

Big weekend coming. My Star Trek club is going to dress as Klingons and ambush some Civil War re-enactors.

Nonsequitaur. Half man, half horse, half grilled cheese sandwich.

If I owned a lightsaber, pruning my hedges would go much quicker.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but Hell’s patio is resurfaced with a nice textured concrete. Contractor did a great job.

If Neo would have taken the blue pill, The Matrix would’ve been the exact same movie, except he’d have had a hard on the whole time.

Posted in Humor May 31st, 2010 by Chip
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