If you think the Cantina is bad, you should see the Mos Eisley Martini and Tapas Bistro next door. Total douchefest.
— badbanana

Back off, or I’ll use this butterfly to start a chain reaction leading to a terrifying alternate future.
— talks_in_maths

I now have 365,000 followers, and so can finally sacrifice 1000 souls a day to scabby Elder Space Gods for a year.
— warrenellis

Kevin Costner’s oil cleaning machine harnesses the awesome sucking power from his acting career.
— thedayhascome

It’s really hard to read Neuromancer now, given how badly it rips off The Matrix.
— Sargent

“Are monsters real, daddy?” “Like on TV?” “Yeah.” “Totally. George Bush, Dick Cheney, Tony Hayward… all real. Now, go to sleep, dear.”
— iamnotdiddy