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I say I’m allergic to dogs and he says “I’m allergic to the radioactive shards of my home planet” and I remember why I don’t call Superman. — sween Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time. — thomaslennon Field of Creams™ Brand Sex…
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Heh.
I hope everyone’s holiday tomorrow is lovely. (I don’t have an image credit for this; if anyone knows where it came from, let me know in the comments.)
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He Has a Valid Point
(via Blame It on the Voices)
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I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. “YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN’T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!” — YUCKYBOT Going to Tosche Station to pick up power converters, a container of blue milk, and a stick of butter. — sween My kid asked for a Pb and J, but this lead is…
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Be an Alien Liaison
The UN, having apparently solved all problems here on Earth, has an “Office for Outer Space Affairs” headed by astrophysicist Mazlan Othman. The British press recently reported that Othman had been appointed an official Earth spokesperson for alien contact, which she denied. Clearly, that means the job is available for someone else. Over at Wired,…
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It’s looking very likely that, come 2015, we will still need roads. #docbrownlied — SethMacFarlane Actors dressed as characters from Planet Of The Apes should be the only ones to greet the Chilean miners when they’re freed. — GerryDuggan A horse walks into a pub. “Why the long face?” asks the barman. The horse, unable…
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A Breakdown of Scientific News Reporting
This is really scary… It’s supposed to be a parody, and it rings true. Is it any wonder the average reader is completely uninterested in science news. It certainly explains why it is increasingly difficult to find news reports on the latest in science efforts and achievements. This is a news website article about a…
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Speculations (Stan Lee)
on twitter.com/theRealStanLee: (in sequence…) disclaimer: maybe i’m just easily amused. it did strike me as very funny when he first tweeted these — Hey , remember when I said I’d always warn you if I was gonna toss an ad at you? Okay, get ready for a real good one—about 2 hours ago via web…
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Whatever (John Scalzi)
“When the Yogurt Took Over: a short story” — “When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes – “Finally, our rulers will have culture,” “Our society has curdled,” “Our government is now the cream of the crop,” and so on. But when we weren’t laughing about the absurdity of it all, we…
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This Would Totally Work
(From Savage Chickens)