Gand, the self-proclaimed “Old Hippie,” wasn’t sure how to embed this, so I’ve obliged. This is Gand’s fault! Gand’s!

I have a get-away garden – hidden between rooms (my house is shaped like a fat short U). I want THIS.

Having a hard time figuring out the U.S. presidential candidates’ positions? Star Wars to the rescue! From Boba Fredtt to Hillando Clintrissian, this page lays it all out clearly. Making a “come over to the Dark Side” joke at this point would be entirely too easy. Link (via The Website at the End of the…

50 Ways to Kill an Ensign (to the tune of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover) The problem is something ’bout your clothes, she said to me The red shirt and the stripeless sleeves yell, “I’m Security!” And when you get down planet-side with Kirk, you’ll get to see There must be fifty ways to…

It’s very hard to argue with any of these choices. 2. The Holodeck. I mean, it’s cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the…

Lines from Star Wars that sound dirty but aren’t: “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.” “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!” “Look at the size of that thing!” “Sorry about the mess…” “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” “Aren’t you a…

The “Little Fivers” site has an entire sub-category of science fiction-related “top ten” lists, such as this one, “The Top 10 Grievances of the Sci-Fi Characters Union:” 10> Silver spandex jumpsuits make our asses look like huge sparkly disco balls. 9> Much as we like to save Earth, the Universe and Everything on a regular…

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Priest Stalks Conan I had no idea Thoth-Amon was still around.