There is new hope on the horizon for digitally challenged, aging tinfoil warrior-villains!
An international charitable organization, founded by John Carpenter and headed by Bruce Campbell have found employment for dozens of Battlestar Galactica (v.1) castoffs in the foothills of the Pyrennes. As new-generation Basques flee village life for the bright lights of Madrid, Basque elders have agreed to offer entry-level shepherding positions to forcibly-retired BG goons. However, as usual, Mr. Carpenter has no budget to work with and is soliciting charitable contributions to cover the necessary payola and 163 sets of semi-custom dentures.
Make your tax-deductible donations to:
Cylons Of The Lambs
101 Ed Wood Plaza
City Of Light Industry, CA.
92806
Folks, I just want to assure everybody that I will be beating Shadow with a blunt instrument for the above pun.
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There is new hope on the horizon for digitally challenged, aging tinfoil warrior-villains!
An international charitable organization, founded by John Carpenter and headed by Bruce Campbell have found employment for dozens of Battlestar Galactica (v.1) castoffs in the foothills of the Pyrennes. As new-generation Basques flee village life for the bright lights of Madrid, Basque elders have agreed to offer entry-level shepherding positions to forcibly-retired BG goons. However, as usual, Mr. Carpenter has no budget to work with and is soliciting charitable contributions to cover the necessary payola and 163 sets of semi-custom dentures.
Make your tax-deductible donations to:
Cylons Of The Lambs
101 Ed Wood Plaza
City Of Light Industry, CA.
92806
Folks, I just want to assure everybody that I will be beating Shadow with a blunt instrument for the above pun.