Treknobabble


The Random Treknobabble Generator creates lovely long sentences that sound wonderfully technical and obscure.

Will modulating the configuration of the prototype generator calibrate the strength of the malfunctioning Heuseberg compensator, Captain?

Sir, the polarity of the photonic inversion has been synchronized.

Reconfigure the fluctuation of the distortion field.

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One response to “Treknobabble”

  1. Great. It’s finally happened.

    I’ve been replaced with a very small shell script.