Even if you don’t own a smartphone, you’re probably at least peripherally aware of the insanely-popular game “Angry Birds.” If not, it has the following plot: Pigs have stolen some birds’ eggs. The birds do not approve, and in vengeance they hurl themselves at structures the pigs have built. (Why the pigs don’t get jobs as engineers and then buy all the eggs they want is a question that is not explored.)

Over at Rooster Teeth they’re contemplating what a live-action movie based on the game and directed by Michael Bay might be like. It’s got at least as much of a plot as Bay’s last few real movies.

(via PopEater)