I want to see a hacker movie where the protagonist just stares in confusion at a stack trace for a few minutes. No typing, no chatter.
— therealadam

My bologna does not have a first name. I fear giving it one will make it self-aware.
— sucittaM

LOT OF BIRD DROP DEAD IN ARKANSAS! THEN LOT OF FISH DIE! DRUNK HULK TERRIFY! SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS CAT WITH ONE WISH LEFT!
— DRUNKHULK

Scientists have allegedly created anti-matter. I think they just put an evil goatee on regular matter.
— StephenAtHome

Twinkle, twinkle, little Death Star, / How I wonder where you are! / Up above my world so high? / Oh no, you’re blowing up my sky!
— DeathStarPR

Hypochondria is just a form of wonder at how improbable it is to be alive.
— alaindebotton