I like Defective Yeti.
“WOOHOO, Dagon’s going all the way this year!” exclaimed Barnabas Marsh. “Cthulhu fhtagn, baby!” Others, however, were more skeptical of the hometown hero’s chances. “I dunno,” slurred Zadok Allen, “Shub-Niggurath fieldin a gud team, whut with her thousand young an’ all. We’ll be lucky to mak’it past the Eldritch Eight.”
:::giggle:::