We’ve published a number of articles dealing with the evidence in favor of evolution. It’s only fair that we present an opposing viewpoint.

3.) Because if I can’t immediately understand how something works, then it must be bullshit.

4.) Because I don’t care that literally 99.9% of all biologists accept evolution as the unifying theory of biology.

5.) Because I prefer the idea that a (insert god of choice) went ALLA-KADABRA-ZAM MOTHAH-FUCKAHS!!!

Hee hee hee.

(via Cynical-C)