This is a fairly big list, but it looks like the guy is still taking submissions. I’m sure this group could think of a few more….

9. A virtual reality program is activated, and the distinction between reality and the program becomes confused or indistinguishable.
10. People connect their brains directly to computers and get dependent on them.
11. Aliens travel a zillion miles to loot the earth of resources which exist in far greater and much more easily exploitable quantities on the many uninhabited bodies they pass on the way to earth.

Link (sort of via Wil Wheaton, in that he mentions it in the latest ST review he’s doing over at TV Squad, and why aren’t you guys reading these, they’re hilarious, and I already pointed you to them way back here?)