Genki Wear, LLC, who appears to mostly be a purveyor of replica jewelry, is reported to be developing a line of fragrances “celebrating classic Star Trek.” Scents “Tiberius,” “Pon Farr” and “Red Shirt” will be available in stores this spring.

Okay, “Tiberius” I can see, I guess. The other two titles simply boggle the mind. “Red Shirt…when you want to get shot down.” “Pon Farr…every seven years should be plenty for anyone.”

I’m…speechless.

(via Topless Robot)