Lore Sjöberg’s Alt Text column this week involves his chronic problem with time travelers from the future trying to kill him. An excellent article, full of tips on solving this common problem.
I’ve tried to get the time assassins to give me a clearer picture than that, but I haven’t been able to for a couple reasons. First off, they’re trying to shoot me. Secondly, they keep talking about “polluting the time stream” if they tell me more. Hello? You’re trying to kill me! Does it really hurt anything if you talk to me for a couple minutes first?