Aristole postulated that all good things were made of “win.” That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental “awesoments” that compose all good things.

Dapperstache has put together the periodic table of these awesoments; a great boon to future researchers trying to determine how these fundamental particles interact with each other.

The comments are quite enlightening as well.

Does this table then suggest that ninja’s can be formed from the fission of two pieces of bacon? This could explain the lack of pigs in Japan.

Heh.

Link (via BoingBoing)