We all know they’re coming. What do we do when they get here?<\/p>\n
Step 4: Killing an Alien<\/B>
\nJust so everyone\u2019s clear, your pissy \u2018human\u2019 weapons will have no effect whatsoever on an honest-to-goodness alien. You\u2019re only likely to get them all riled and angsty, which means double the probing for you. So don\u2019t go shooting any guns. You\u2019re not SPACE MARINE Duane Hicks, and you never will be. There\u2019s always a simple way to kill an alien; you just need to figure out what it is. Saltwater, maybe? Some sort of inert gas? Coughs and sneezes, perhaps? Whatever it is, you can pretty much guarantee it\u2019s indigenous to Earth and it exists in abundance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nI\u2019d really like to see a series of these, covering the basic safety techniques we all use in our day-to-day lives: Killer Asteroids, Great Old Ones, Reanimated Dinosaurs. I don\u2019t want my child to grow up not knowing the fundamentals of deactivating killer androids, I can tell you that.<\/p>\n