{"id":857,"date":"2008-07-31T07:44:41","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T11:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=857"},"modified":"2008-07-25T13:19:36","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T17:19:36","slug":"its-called-epmotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=857","title":{"rendered":"It’s Called epMotion"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"epMotion\"<\/p>\n

Shadow asked me just the other night if boy bands weren’t illegal. Sadly no: They’re being used to sell scientific equipment. Eppendorf is hawking its new pipette machine with a music video of a boy-band group singing a boy-band love song about how your social life will improve greatly if you let a machine handle your pipetting needs.<\/p>\n

Pipetting all those well-plates, baby, sends your thumbs into overdrive
\nAnd spending long nights in the lab makes it hard for your love to thrive<\/p>\n

What you need is automation, girl, something easy as 1 2 3
\nSo put down that pipette, honey, I got something that will set you free<\/p>\n

And it\u2019s called epMotion (whisper: \u2018cause you deserve something really great)
\nGirl you need epMotion (whisper: yeah girl it\u2019s time to automate)
\nIt\u2019s got to be epMotion (whisper: no more pipetting late at night)
\nOnly for you epMotion (whisper: girl this time we got it right)<\/p>\n

DNA
\nRNA
\nProteins
\nCell Cultures
\nLess reagents
\nFaster workflow
\nSaves you money
\nWell, well, well<\/p>\n

And it\u2019s called epMotion (whisper: \u2018cause you deserve something really great)
\nGirl you need epMotion (whisper: yeah girl it\u2019s time to automate)
\nIt\u2019s got to be epMotion (whisper: no more pipetting late at night)
\nOnly for you epMotion (whisper: girl this time we got it right)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Shadow asked me just the other night if boy bands weren’t illegal. Sadly no: They’re being used to sell scientific equipment. Eppendorf is hawking its new pipette machine with a music video of a boy-band group singing a boy-band love song about how your social life will improve greatly if you let a machine handle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":903,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions\/903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}