{"id":5966,"date":"2011-07-05T07:09:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T11:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5966"},"modified":"2011-07-01T20:26:11","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T00:26:11","slug":"seen-online-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5966","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it would be fun to watch vegan college students rationalize eating roadkill during the Apocalypse.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/robdelaney\">robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stupid zombies won&#8217;t stay inside their chalk outlines.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Japan also has Amish people; they drive around in cars instead of teleporting in giant robots.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OuterJohn\">OuterJohn<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Too bad if 90 percent of it is stupid. That&#8217;s how creativity works.<br \/>\n&#8212; Linus Torvalds <\/p>\n<p>Natalie Portman had a son. In unrelated news, everyone here on the Death Star is suddenly looking a little nervous. #StarWars<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/DeathStarPR\">DeathStarPR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I was Indy, I would&#8217;ve totally boned the &#8220;love you&#8221; eyelids chick.<br \/>\n&#8212; <A HREF=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thesulk\">thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nobody ever thinks it&#8217;s their monster that&#8217;ll end up in a burning windmill.<br \/>\n&#8212; <A HREF=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hotdogsladies\/\">hotdogsladies<\/A><\/p>\n<p>What I love about the internet is if my leg fell off, I\u2019d get a lot of messages going, &#8220;Poor you!&#8221; but at least one saying, &#8220;Can I have it?'&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/shoesonwrong\">shoesonwrong<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it would be fun to watch vegan college students rationalize eating roadkill during the Apocalypse. &#8212; robdelaney Stupid zombies won&#8217;t stay inside their chalk outlines. &#8212; JerryThomas Japan also has Amish people; they drive around in cars instead of teleporting in giant robots. &#8212; OuterJohn Too bad if 90 percent of it is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5966"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6062,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966\/revisions\/6062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}