{"id":5760,"date":"2011-05-04T07:06:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T11:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5760"},"modified":"2011-05-03T07:59:24","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T11:59:24","slug":"seen-online-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5760","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ixSEANxi\">ixSEANxi<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I bet when scientists throw office parties, there&#8217;s always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/BoobsRadley\">BoobsRadley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If &#8220;dress for the job you want&#8221; were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sucittaM\">sucittaM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I ever get abducted by aliens the first thing I&#8217;m going to do is shout &#8220;NOT AGAIN!&#8221; just to make them think someone in admin fucked up.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MarylandMudflap\">MarylandMudflap<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t see many pocket protectors nowadays, which explains why so many pockets get murdered.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/donni\">donni<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t believe it took you guys TEN YEARS to find one incredibly well known aging bearded guy hiding in the desert.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DeathStarPR\">DeathStarPR<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t be impressed with science until I can download a waffle. &#8212; ixSEANxi I bet when scientists throw office parties, there&#8217;s always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt. &#8212; BoobsRadley If &#8220;dress for the job you want&#8221; were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5760"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5826,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760\/revisions\/5826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}