{"id":5680,"date":"2011-04-11T07:43:13","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T11:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5680"},"modified":"2011-04-07T18:09:40","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T22:09:40","slug":"seen-online-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5680","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;IT WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!&#8221; &#8211; if M. Night Shyamalan directed Schr\u00f6dinger&#8217;s Cat<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/shelbyfero\">shelbyfero<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Liz Taylor instructed she arrive 15 min late to her own funeral. I&#8217;ve instructed my body disappear down a sudden wormhole.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/GeorgeTakei\">GeorgeTakei<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Think your job sucks? Remember, there&#8217;s a satellite whose job is beaming episodes of &#8216;According to Jim&#8217; to Earth.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DamienFahey\">DamienFahey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Disney should do a movie about a princess that talks to woodland creatures and they convince her to go to grad school.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Little kids need to be taught that the 5th time they ask the same question, their grandpa will be eaten by a robot wolf.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/robdelaney\">robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Left the waitress a tip of $4.04. Now I&#8217;m concerned she won&#8217;t be able to find it.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/meyerweb\">meyerweb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;IT WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!&#8221; &#8211; if M. Night Shyamalan directed Schr\u00f6dinger&#8217;s Cat &#8212; shelbyfero Liz Taylor instructed she arrive 15 min late to her own funeral. I&#8217;ve instructed my body disappear down a sudden wormhole. &#8212; GeorgeTakei Think your job sucks? Remember, there&#8217;s a satellite whose job is beaming episodes of &#8216;According to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5680"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5728,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680\/revisions\/5728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}