{"id":5572,"date":"2011-03-28T07:03:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T11:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5572"},"modified":"2011-03-21T14:04:21","modified_gmt":"2011-03-21T18:04:21","slug":"seen-online-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5572","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your father wanted you to have this lightsaber. I mean, he was screaming in pain at the time but I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s what he meant. -Obi Wan.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DeathStarPR\">DeathStarPR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If we are ever invaded by aliens, the first thing we should do is yawn just to see how much we have in common.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YeahImAshley\">YeahImAshley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I work at a reverse suicide hotline. We cold call people who should seriously consider killing themselves, like Mel Gibson, for example.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/shariv67\">shariv67<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Use your Endor voice.&#8221; -Ewok teacher<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/badbanana\">badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your father wanted you to have this lightsaber. I mean, he was screaming in pain at the time but I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s what he meant. -Obi Wan. &#8212; DeathStarPR If we are ever invaded by aliens, the first thing we should do is yawn just to see how much we have in common. &#8212; YeahImAshley [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5572"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5658,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572\/revisions\/5658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}