{"id":543,"date":"2007-12-04T07:32:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T11:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=543"},"modified":"2007-11-26T10:32:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T14:32:25","slug":"sith-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=543","title":{"rendered":"Sith Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lines from Star Wars<\/I> that sound dirty but aren’t:<\/p>\n

  1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”<\/LI>
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  2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”<\/LI>
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  3. “Look at the size of that thing!”<\/LI>
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  4. “Sorry about the mess…”<\/LI>
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  5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”<\/LI>
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  6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”<\/LI>
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  7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”<\/LI>
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  8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”<\/LI>
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  9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”<\/LI>
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  10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care *what* you smell!”<\/LI><\/OL><\/p>\n

    :::giggle:::<\/p>\n

    (via Miss Cellania<\/A>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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