{"id":5391,"date":"2011-01-10T07:15:47","date_gmt":"2011-01-10T11:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5391"},"modified":"2011-01-07T12:20:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T16:20:37","slug":"klingon-huck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5391","title":{"rendered":"Klingon Huck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently on Twitter, Neil Gaiman commented on the &#8220;sanitized Huck Finn&#8221; flap by saying:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>People asking about <a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/postpartisan\/2011\/01\/huck_finn_sanitized_for_your_p.html\">http:\/\/wapo.st\/eRHo6W<\/a>. It&#8217;s public domain, so you can make Huck a Klingon if you want, but it&#8217;s not Mark Twain&#8217;s book.<br \/>\n@neilhimself<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which he then decided to illustrate by saying:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What&#8217;s the use you learnin&#8217; to do right, when it&#8217;s troublesome to do right &#038; ain&#8217;t no trouble to do wrong, &#038; tomorrow we die! #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@neilhimself<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which led to all of this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>@neilhimself Revenge is a dish best served with a big ol&#8217; piece of Aunt Polly&#8217;s blueberry pie. #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@salamanderjbu<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself Aunt Sally says she&#8217;s gonna adopt and sivilize me so I reckon I&#8217;ll light out to the Neutral Zone. #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@MichaelClear<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself Painting this fence is&#8230;illogical. #VulcanTom<br \/>\n@muskrat_john<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself They would rather be outlaws a year in The Neutral Zone than President of the Federation forever. #KlingonHuck #VulcanTom<br \/>\n@JoeyBags1138<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself Wouldn&#8217;t it be dishonorable to attend your own funeral? #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@JohnMCoons<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself Next day he was drunk on prune juice (a warrior&#8217;s drink), and he went to Judge Thatcher&#8217;s and bullyragged him #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@dansimmo1<\/p>\n<p>@neilhimself These liars warn&#8217;t no kings nor dukes, at all, but just low-down humbugs and Ferengis. #KlingonHuck<br \/>\n@jeepgirl77<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And wound up with this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>@realjohngreen Inspired by @neilhimself, I turned a paragraph of Huckleberry Finn into a tale of Klingon oppression: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/pics\/comments\/ex8pl\/why_dont_we_just_turn_huck_finn_into_a_tale_of\/\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/gAeCsa<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Gawd, I love the Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently on Twitter, Neil Gaiman commented on the &#8220;sanitized Huck Finn&#8221; flap by saying: People asking about http:\/\/wapo.st\/eRHo6W. It&#8217;s public domain, so you can make Huck a Klingon if you want, but it&#8217;s not Mark Twain&#8217;s book. @neilhimself Which he then decided to illustrate by saying: What&#8217;s the use you learnin&#8217; to do right, when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5394,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391\/revisions\/5394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}