{"id":5112,"date":"2010-12-10T07:49:25","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T11:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5112"},"modified":"2010-12-08T14:35:32","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T18:35:32","slug":"seen-online-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5112","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I say I’m allergic to dogs and he says “I’m allergic to the radioactive shards of my home planet” and I remember why I don’t call Superman.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time.
\n— thomaslennon<\/a><\/p>\n

Field of Creams\u2122 Brand Sex Robots: “If you build it, they will come.”
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

Wife: “Don’t you think Yoda would be good in bed? He has the Force. It’s gotta be good for something. Don’t tweet that. It’s mine.”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s really no way of knowing whether a pile of laundry used to be a Jedi.
\n— jasonmustian<\/a> <\/p>\n

Baby Alive Doll just said Skynet is up and fully operational. Wonder what she meant by that.
\n— angrysantaelf<\/a> <\/p>\n

Frosty the Deposition Specimen #ScienceCarols
\nSo This Is Litmus #ScienceCarols
\nQuark The Herald Angels Sing #ScienceCarols
\nAll I Want for Christmas Is the Higgs Boson #ScienceCarols
\n— nonsequiturific<\/a><\/p>\n

Just realized I learned empirical evidence is better than anecdotal evidence because some guy told me. Now I don’t know what to believe.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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