{"id":5023,"date":"2010-11-12T07:46:09","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T11:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5023"},"modified":"2010-11-11T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T18:47:00","slug":"seen-online-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=5023","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. &#8220;YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN&#8217;T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YUCKYBOT\">YUCKYBOT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Going to Tosche Station to pick up power converters, a container of blue milk, and a stick of butter.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My kid asked for a Pb and J, but this lead is like really hard to spread.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nonsequiturific\">nonsequiturific<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I had a time machine, I would fuck nerdy girls in it.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/robdelaney\">robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I just found out Stephen Hawking is British. Weird, I never even noticed an accent.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/conanobrienswyf\">conanobrienswyf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The best thing about telepathy is&#8230;I know, right?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/donni\">donni<\/a><\/p>\n<p>As Timmy hugged the robot, its mechanical heart warmed for the first time.  Once it hit 1000\u00b0, Timmy was nothing but ash.  But still. Sweet.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. &#8220;YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN&#8217;T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!&#8221; &#8212; YUCKYBOT Going to Tosche Station to pick up power converters, a container of blue milk, and a stick of butter. &#8212; sween My kid asked for a Pb and J, but this lead is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5023"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5098,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023\/revisions\/5098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}