{"id":4778,"date":"2010-10-08T07:50:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T11:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4778"},"modified":"2010-10-08T07:50:18","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T11:50:18","slug":"seen-online-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4778","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s looking very likely that, come 2015, we will still need roads. #docbrownlied<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SethMacFarlane\">SethMacFarlane<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Actors dressed as characters from Planet Of The Apes should be the only ones to greet the Chilean miners when they&#8217;re freed.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/GerryDuggan\">GerryDuggan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A horse walks into a pub. &#8220;Why the long face?&#8221; asks the barman. The horse, unable to understand language, eats a beer mat.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ncguk\">ncguk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember, doctors of today are the &#8216;what the fuck were they thinking?&#8217; butchers of tomorrow.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thesulk\">thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully my entire life is just someone else&#8217;s fantasy on the Star Trek holodeck.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/donni\">donni<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You&#8217;re my only hoop. Wait. Did I say &#8220;hoop&#8221;? Crap. How do I delete this? My hair is heavy. Is this still recording?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s looking very likely that, come 2015, we will still need roads. #docbrownlied &#8212; SethMacFarlane Actors dressed as characters from Planet Of The Apes should be the only ones to greet the Chilean miners when they&#8217;re freed. &#8212; GerryDuggan A horse walks into a pub. &#8220;Why the long face?&#8221; asks the barman. The horse, unable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4778"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4874,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions\/4874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}