{"id":4623,"date":"2010-09-03T07:31:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4623"},"modified":"2010-09-03T10:45:34","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T14:45:34","slug":"seen-online-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4623","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Waitress asked if I liked my grilled wookie baby. I told her it was a little Chewie. Thanks, I’ll be here on Hoth all week. Tip your droids.
\n— luckyshirt<\/a><\/p>\n

No sir, I was NOT born yesterday. What kind of giant scary-ass newborns are you accustomed to seeing?
\n— goldengateblond<\/a> <\/p>\n

Beyond the Mountains of Madness lies that which even the Elder Things fear. My guess is an enterprise-level content management system.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use “sliced bread” as our basis for great inventions.
\n— behindyourback<\/a> <\/p>\n

If we end up in a Civil War with our Robot Overlords, I\u2019m taking out that evil red-eyed automated towel dispenser in the bathroom first.
\n— FlyoverJoel<\/a><\/p>\n

Helium walks into a bar. Bartender says “We don’t take kindly to Noble Gasses here.” Helium doesn’t react.
\n— NASA_Hubble<\/a><\/p>\n

At a rally to delete some e-books.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

My Scientology porn name is L. Ron Jeremy.
\n— mikey_m00n<\/a><\/p>\n

E.T. telling Drew Barrymore to ‘be good’ didn’t really sink in right away.
\n— thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Waitress asked if I liked my grilled wookie baby. I told her it was a little Chewie. Thanks, I’ll be here on Hoth all week. Tip your droids. — luckyshirt No sir, I was NOT born yesterday. What kind of giant scary-ass newborns are you accustomed to seeing? — goldengateblond Beyond the Mountains of Madness […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4623"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4658,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623\/revisions\/4658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}