{"id":4544,"date":"2010-08-24T07:04:27","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T11:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4544"},"modified":"2010-08-23T08:05:45","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T12:05:45","slug":"seen-online-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4544","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/amuirin\">amuirin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a &#8217;89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YeahImAshley\">YeahImAshley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we&#8217;re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OverlandParker\">OverlandParker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe the dingo gave your baby to someone who wasn&#8217;t so fucking neglectful. You ever consider that?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Brain_Wash\">Brain_Wash<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I would&#8217;ve bought you flowers, but a drunk hamster lives about as long, costs the same, and is much more entertaining.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sucittaM\">sucittaM<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The USPS revealed a new wedding stamp today featuring pansies.  If this is their way of acknowledging gay marriage, I call Bullshit.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/CelticWombat\">CelticWombat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense. &#8212; amuirin Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a &#8217;89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future. &#8212; YeahImAshley I&#8217;d like to tell you I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4544"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4609,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544\/revisions\/4609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}