{"id":4399,"date":"2010-07-09T07:20:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T11:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4399"},"modified":"2010-07-09T08:00:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T12:00:30","slug":"seen-online-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4399","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;What do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221; Three-year-old: &#8220;Han Solo.&#8221; Parenting accomplished.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/derekasaurus\/\">derekasaurus<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Instead of downloading WebMD for the iPad, I taped a piece of paper to the screen and scrawled &#8220;IT&#8217;S CANCER&#8221; on it.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/phyllisstein\">phyllisstein<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Went back in time to destroy Star Wars episodes 7-9. Now there are three &#8220;prequels&#8221; instead. Can&#8217;t wait to check them out.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/badbanana\">badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My daughter got a &#8216;raise your own butterflies&#8217; kits for her birthday and now I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to warn Indonesia of the tsunami.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/iamnotdiddy\/\">iamnotdiddy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Twilight&#8217;s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don&#8217;t understand.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/bretterlich\">bretterlich<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;What do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221; Three-year-old: &#8220;Han Solo.&#8221; Parenting accomplished. &#8212; derekasaurus Instead of downloading WebMD for the iPad, I taped a piece of paper to the screen and scrawled &#8220;IT&#8217;S CANCER&#8221; on it. &#8212; phyllisstein Went back in time to destroy Star Wars episodes 7-9. Now there are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4399"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4438,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399\/revisions\/4438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}