{"id":4275,"date":"2010-06-02T07:48:40","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T11:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4275"},"modified":"2010-06-02T07:50:17","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T11:50:17","slug":"they-may-as-well-close-down-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4275","title":{"rendered":"They May as Well Close Down the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because the Pinnacle of Awesome has been achieved.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/scalzorc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/scalzorc-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Scalzorc\" title=\"Scalzorc\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4278\" srcset=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/scalzorc-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/scalzorc-100x150.jpg 100w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/scalzorc.jpg 683w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click to enlarge.  <em>If you think you can take it<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Information about this vision, and the contest attached to it, is <a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2010\/05\/30\/fanfic-contest\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because the Pinnacle of Awesome has been achieved. Click to enlarge. If you think you can take it. Information about this vision, and the contest attached to it, is here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4275"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4282,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275\/revisions\/4282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}