{"id":4116,"date":"2010-04-26T07:51:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T11:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4116"},"modified":"2010-04-26T07:51:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-26T11:51:18","slug":"cut-out-and-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=4116","title":{"rendered":"Cut Out and Keep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/first-contact-alien.png\" alt=\"First Contact Instructions\" title=\"First Contact Instructions\" width=\"354\" height=\"321\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4126\" srcset=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/first-contact-alien.png 354w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/first-contact-alien-150x136.png 150w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/first-contact-alien-300x272.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 354px) 100vw, 354px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Reddit has some important instructions for making first contact: <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/wJwWe.gif\">Image<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/pics\/comments\/bdem2\/lets_say_youre_the_first_human_ever_to_make_alien\/\">Comments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously.  Don&#8217;t f$%k this up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit has some important instructions for making first contact: Image | Comments Seriously. Don&#8217;t f$%k this up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4116"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4116"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4130,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4116\/revisions\/4130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}