{"id":3735,"date":"2010-02-15T07:09:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T11:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3735"},"modified":"2010-02-13T13:09:54","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T17:09:54","slug":"seen-online-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3735","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time you swim in the ocean and you hit a warm patch? Aquaman pee.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>IMPORTANT: The Universe contains material that may be objectionable to children under 17.  [Cancel] [[OK]]<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/hotdogsladies\">hotdogsladies<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Hey, ancient Egyptians! I&#8217;m eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/kolchak\">kolchak<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A 14-yr-old killed his parents because he didn&#8217;t want to take out the trash. What did he think he&#8217;d do with the bodies?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/BorowitzReport\">BorowitzReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>They should re-release &#8216;The Lost Boys&#8217; with the title &#8217;24: Twilight.&#8217; Cha-ching!<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/badbanana\">badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A superscript is a script that was rocketed to Earth as an infant from its doomed homeworld.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/FakeAPStylebook\">FakeAPStylebook<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So there I am, feasting on brains, and this dude calls me the z-word. And I&#8217;m like, &#8220;It&#8217;s un-dead American, asshole!&#8221; Yeesh.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/RexHuppke\">RexHuppke<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time you swim in the ocean and you hit a warm patch? Aquaman pee. &#8212; sween IMPORTANT: The Universe contains material that may be objectionable to children under 17. [Cancel] [[OK]] &#8212; hotdogsladies Hey, ancient Egyptians! I&#8217;m eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids. &#8212; kolchak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3735"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3787,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735\/revisions\/3787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}