{"id":3686,"date":"2010-02-03T07:08:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T11:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3686"},"modified":"2010-02-01T16:41:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:41:18","slug":"seen-online-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3686","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You all said I was crazy to save all these soy sauce packets. How&#8217;s your post-apocalyptic squirrel? Oh, what&#8217;s that? NEEDS A LITTLE SALT?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/dysolution\">dysolution<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>My daughter asked me how long it would take to walk around the moon.  Totally absurd.  Absurd that I grew out of awesome question-asking.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/luckyshirt\">luckyshirt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Arkham&#8217;s Razor: A theory which suggests that the simplest explanation tends to lead to Cthulhu.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/wilw\">wilw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Restored my iPhone and forgot to back up my Birdhouse. It was as if a million stupid Alderaan jokes suddenly cried out and were silenced.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/Moltz\">Moltz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>We used to measure temperature using topless witches. Stupid scientists ruin everything.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/dysolution\">dysolution<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It seems like carotene has been in beta forever. Release a stable version, carrots!<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/davegorum\">davegorum<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Love is like Oxygen. It&#8217;s fairly soluble in water.  Drown bitch!<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/MODAT\">MODAT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you give a man a fish, and he makes lemonade, you have found a weirdo.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles. &#8212; JerryThomas You all said I was crazy to save all these soy sauce packets. How&#8217;s your post-apocalyptic squirrel? Oh, what&#8217;s that? NEEDS A LITTLE SALT? &#8212; dysolution My daughter asked me how long it would take to walk around the moon. Totally absurd. Absurd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3686"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3686"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3734,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3686\/revisions\/3734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}