{"id":3560,"date":"2010-01-15T07:21:18","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T11:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3560"},"modified":"2010-01-13T11:53:21","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T15:53:21","slug":"seen-online-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3560","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I like my women the way I like my Star Wars films – At least 27 years old & never having had Hayden Christensen in them.
\n— elibraden<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder if Frodo ever stood over Boromir’s grave and said, “Huh. I guess one *does* simply walk into Mordor.”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by the lies of demons…Actual demons like ignorance, apathy, greed, racism, fear & Barney.
\n— Maynard Keenan (Lead singer of the group “Tool”)<\/p>\n

Wave your copy of Atlas Shrugged in the air and I’ll smack you in the face with my copy of The Jungle.
\n— CcSteff<\/a><\/p>\n

When you’re a cyclops, hindsight is 20.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeah, you won’t like “Avatar” because they’re blue like Smurfs. Sort of like how you don’t like sex because Elmer Fudd’s a human.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Hide your crazy next to your passion. They can’t tell the difference.
\n— rands<\/a><\/p>\n

Stand up, the toilet flushes. Wave a hand, the faucet turns on and the paper towels eject. I know I’ll never be a Jedi. Let me have this.
\n— adamisacson<\/a><\/p>\n

The world’s first sex robot doesn’t cook or clean and will still fake an orgasm. This sounds vaguely familiar.
\n— thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s ok, Spider-Man. Put on your costume first. The Green Goblin won’t kill that many people while you protect your secret identity. Ass.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I like my women the way I like my Star Wars films – At least 27 years old & never having had Hayden Christensen in them. — elibraden I wonder if Frodo ever stood over Boromir’s grave and said, “Huh. I guess one *does* simply walk into Mordor.” — sween Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3560"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3641,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560\/revisions\/3641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}