{"id":3288,"date":"2009-11-11T07:46:59","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T11:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3288"},"modified":"2009-11-05T09:51:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T13:51:12","slug":"their-souls-make-his%ef%bb%bf-tummy-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3288","title":{"rendered":"Their Souls Make His\ufeff Tummy Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Li&#8217;l Cthulhu is &#8220;a child-friendly way to introduce your little one to the traditions of the Old Cult.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Meet little Cthulhu, who lives in the magic city of R&#8217;lyeh with all his friends, as you and your child embark on a fun and educational journey through the world of the Great Old Ones, meeting all kinds of new buddies from the Necronomicon along the way, from Azathoth to Yog-Sothoth! This series has won multiple awards and has been enthusiastically approved by the department of child-developmental psychology at Miskatonic University.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FOHJUrcVdJk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FOHJUrcVdJk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This needs to be a feature-length film immediately.  Somebody call Disney.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Hat tip to Kitten Herder, who finds the most ridiculously awesome stuff.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><small>Cross-posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/\">The Art of Darkness<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Li&#8217;l Cthulhu is &#8220;a child-friendly way to introduce your little one to the traditions of the Old Cult.&#8221; Meet little Cthulhu, who lives in the magic city of R&#8217;lyeh with all his friends, as you and your child embark on a fun and educational journey through the world of the Great Old Ones, meeting all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3288"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3291,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288\/revisions\/3291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}