{"id":3047,"date":"2009-10-23T07:36:13","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T11:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3047"},"modified":"2009-10-28T14:52:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T18:52:32","slug":"seen-online-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=3047","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now that Disney has bought Marvel, I can’t wait for She-Hulk to be the new Disney Princess
\n— Sargent<\/a><\/p>\n

I bought a carton of oat milk just to support the kind of person who can find udders on an oat.
\n— warrenellis<\/a><\/p>\n

Robot Celebrity Impersonator: “I AM JACK NICHOLSON. HERE IS JOHNNY. THAT IS ALSO ED MCMAHON. TIP YOUR WAITBOT.”<\/p>\n

WHAT HAPPENS IN ROBOT LAS VEGAS IS ERASED FROM THE DATA BANKS AND WRITTEN OVER SEVEN TIMES IMMEDIATELY UPON EXITING ROBOT LAS VEGAS.<\/p>\n

COME VISIT ROBOT LAS VEGAS. SEE SIEGFRIED & ROY MAULED BY ROBOT TIGERS NIGHTLY. NO, NOT ROBOT SIEGFRIED & ROY. JUST SIEGFRIED & ROY. WHY?<\/p>\n

IN ROBOT LAS VEGAS, ALL HOOKERS HAVE A HEART OF GOLD. GOLD IS AN EXCELLENT CONDUCTOR OF ELECTRICITY.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Your mom’s so Web 2.ho that she only stands on rounded corners.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

I know I’m raising a nerd when the only way I can get him to help around the house is by saying “Quentin, You are my only hope!”
\n— MonikkaB<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t you hate it when time travelers from the future want a photo with you but then refuse to say why they’re laughing?
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Schr\u00f6dinger’s kids eventually stopped asking for new pets.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now that Disney has bought Marvel, I can’t wait for She-Hulk to be the new Disney Princess — Sargent I bought a carton of oat milk just to support the kind of person who can find udders on an oat. — warrenellis Robot Celebrity Impersonator: “I AM JACK NICHOLSON. HERE IS JOHNNY. THAT IS ALSO […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3047"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3264,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions\/3264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}