{"id":2920,"date":"2009-08-24T08:40:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T12:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=2920"},"modified":"2009-08-24T08:40:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T12:40:02","slug":"the-bloggess-vs-william-shatner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=2920","title":{"rendered":"The Bloggess vs. William Shatner"},"content":{"rendered":"

It all started when Jenny the Bloggess<\/a> (whose head has been featured on BoingBoing<\/a> and who routinely makes me shoot coffee out my nose anyway [“I’m going to read the Bloggess. Where’s the tarp?”]) sent a series of possibly-drunken tweets to William Shatner, to wit:<\/p>\n

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Okay, don’t ask why but I need to get William Shatner to come to my house asap.<\/p>\n

Seriously, does anyone know him? My marriage is in peril.<\/p>\n

Dear @WilliamShatner: I need you to come to my house to save my marriage. No sex involved.<\/p>\n

Unless you *want* to have sex. Which is totally fine.<\/p>\n

But not with me though because I’m married. Please bring your own hooker.<\/p>\n

BYOH<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh my God, what am I saying? I am the worst hostess ever.<\/em> I will totally provide the hooker if you just come to dinner.<\/p>\n

I need to know your preferences though or else I’ll just default to hot Asian cheerleader.<\/p>\n

Fuck<\/em>. Dear @WilliamShatner. Please ignore my last several tweets. I’m a little drunk. And dangerously close to paying too much for travel.<\/p>\n

Please come to my house and save me from myself.<\/p>\n

There may or may not be hookers here.<\/p>\n

Please give me a sign.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And then he blocked<\/em> her.<\/p>\n

And her army of loyal Twitter followers rushed to her defense.<\/p>\n

And…just read the whole thing. Better get a tarp first.<\/p>\n

Part 1<\/a>
\nPart 2<\/a>
\nPart 3<\/a>
\nPart 4<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It all started when Jenny the Bloggess (whose head has been featured on BoingBoing and who routinely makes me shoot coffee out my nose anyway [“I’m going to read the Bloggess. Where’s the tarp?”]) sent a series of possibly-drunken tweets to William Shatner, to wit: Okay, don’t ask why but I need to get William […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2920"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2920"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2925,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2920\/revisions\/2925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}