{"id":2392,"date":"2009-05-14T07:11:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T11:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2009-05-13T15:20:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T19:20:08","slug":"the-abridged-star-trek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=2392","title":{"rendered":"The Abridged Star Trek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the new <I>Star Trek<\/I> reboot and loved it despite plot holes that you could throw a dog through.  bbot has done a deeply wonderful coffee-out-the-nose job of paring the script down to its essentials.  Including all the plot holes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>JENNIFER MORRISON<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;m fucking giving birth, you fucker. Where the fuck are you?<\/p>\n<p>CHRIS HEMSWORTH<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be right there, honey. By the way, what should we name our son?<\/p>\n<p>JENNIFER MORRISON<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about Tiberius?<\/p>\n<p>CHRIS HEMSWORTH<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pish, Tiberius sucks.<\/p>\n<p>TREKKIES<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(It should go without saying that this is one long spoiler, so don&#8217;t read it if you haven&#8217;t seen the movie.  Go see the movie, then come back and read this.  Without drinking a beverage at the same time.)<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/bbot.org\/abridged-startrek.html\">Link<\/A><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the new Star Trek reboot and loved it despite plot holes that you could throw a dog through. bbot has done a deeply wonderful coffee-out-the-nose job of paring the script down to its essentials. Including all the plot holes. JENNIFER MORRISON &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;m fucking giving birth, you fucker. Where the fuck are you? CHRIS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2396,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/2396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}