{"id":1843,"date":"2009-06-17T07:39:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T11:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2009-06-16T18:40:28","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T22:40:28","slug":"seen-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1843","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Readers Digest Condensed Battlefield Earth!&#8221; &#8220;But Johnny was not afraid. And the blue tinge faded. Suck suck suck. The end.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; sharkey<\/p>\n<p>Bonotrooper: &#8220;I stiiiiill&#8230; haven&#8217;t foooound&#8230; the droids I was looking for.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; <A HREF=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\/\">sween<\/A><\/p>\n<p>My parents went to this planet whose dominant life-form lacks lateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-shirt.<br \/>\n&#8212; perlmonks<\/p>\n<p>There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old&#8217;s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.<br \/>\n&#8212; <A HREF=\"http:\/\/kfmonkey.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/ephemera-2009-7.html\">Kung Fu Monkey<\/A><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass&#8230; and I have a *lot* of bubble gum. You can all relax. Look! Bubbles!<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hate to break it to you, but there&#8217;s no &#8220;asshole&#8221; in team, either.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Gerharz\">Gerharz<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Readers Digest Condensed Battlefield Earth!&#8221; &#8220;But Johnny was not afraid. And the blue tinge faded. Suck suck suck. The end.&#8221; &#8212; sharkey Bonotrooper: &#8220;I stiiiiill&#8230; haven&#8217;t foooound&#8230; the droids I was looking for.&#8221; &#8212; sween My parents went to this planet whose dominant life-form lacks lateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-shirt. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2584,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/2584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}