{"id":1811,"date":"2009-02-03T07:08:22","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T11:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2009-01-30T16:08:48","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T20:08:48","slug":"who-wants-to-bet-tiberius-smells-like-old-spice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1811","title":{"rendered":"Who Wants to Bet &#8220;Tiberius&#8221; Smells Like Old Spice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.weargenkiwear.com\/\">Genki Wear, LLC<\/A>, who appears to mostly be a purveyor of replica jewelry, is reported to be developing a line of fragrances &#8220;celebrating classic Star Trek.&#8221;  Scents &#8220;Tiberius,&#8221; &#8220;Pon Farr&#8221; and &#8220;Red Shirt&#8221; will be available in stores this spring.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, &#8220;Tiberius&#8221; I can see, I guess.  The other two titles simply boggle the mind.  &#8220;Red Shirt&#8230;when you want to get shot down.&#8221;  &#8220;Pon Farr&#8230;every seven years should be plenty for anyone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m&#8230;speechless.<\/p>\n<p><I>(via <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.toplessrobot.com\/\">Topless Robot<\/A>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genki Wear, LLC, who appears to mostly be a purveyor of replica jewelry, is reported to be developing a line of fragrances &#8220;celebrating classic Star Trek.&#8221; Scents &#8220;Tiberius,&#8221; &#8220;Pon Farr&#8221; and &#8220;Red Shirt&#8221; will be available in stores this spring. Okay, &#8220;Tiberius&#8221; I can see, I guess. The other two titles simply boggle the mind. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1814,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions\/1814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}