{"id":178,"date":"2007-02-15T09:52:39","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T14:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2007-12-13T12:31:11","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T16:31:11","slug":"time-travelers-lay-off-grandpas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Time Travelers: Lay Off Grandpas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lore Sj\u00f6berg&#8217;s Alt Text column this week involves his chronic problem with time travelers from the future trying to kill him.  An excellent article, full of tips on solving this common problem.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve tried to get the time assassins to give me a clearer picture than that, but I haven&#8217;t been able to for a couple reasons. First off, they&#8217;re trying to shoot me. Secondly, they keep talking about &#8220;polluting the time stream&#8221; if they tell me more. Hello? You&#8217;re trying to kill me! Does it really hurt anything if you talk to me for a couple minutes first?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/news\/columns\/0,72711-0.html?tw=wn_index_4\">Link<\/A><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lore Sj\u00f6berg&#8217;s Alt Text column this week involves his chronic problem with time travelers from the future trying to kill him. An excellent article, full of tips on solving this common problem. I&#8217;ve tried to get the time assassins to give me a clearer picture than that, but I haven&#8217;t been able to for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}