function Cthulhu()
\n{
\n print “Gadzooks! Tentacles!”;
\n return 1;
\n}<\/p>\n
$eldritch = Cthulhu(); \/\/ the call of Cthulhu<\/p>\n
(This suddenly occurred to me after an overlong coding run. I cracked myself up. It’s time to seek professional help.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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