{"id":1573,"date":"2008-12-18T07:22:12","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T11:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2008-12-17T10:55:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T14:55:52","slug":"periodic-table-of-the-awesoments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1573","title":{"rendered":"Periodic Table of the Awesoments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awesoments.jpg\" alt=\"Awesoments\" title=\"Awesoments\" width=\"324\" height=\"154\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1572\" srcset=\"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awesoments.jpg 324w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awesoments-150x71.jpg 150w, http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awesoments-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Aristole postulated that all good things were made of &#8220;win.&#8221; That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental &#8220;awesoments&#8221; that compose all good things.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dapperstache has put together the periodic table of these awesoments; a great boon to future researchers trying to determine how these fundamental particles interact with each other.<\/p>\n<p>The comments are quite enlightening as well.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Does this table then suggest that ninja&#8217;s can be formed from the fission of two pieces of bacon? This could explain the lack of pigs in Japan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.dapperstache.com\/index.php?contenttype=ptoa\">Link<\/A> <I>(via <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">BoingBoing<\/A>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aristole postulated that all good things were made of &#8220;win.&#8221; That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental &#8220;awesoments&#8221; that compose all good things. Dapperstache has put together the periodic table of these awesoments; a great boon to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1577,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/1577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}