{"id":133,"date":"2006-12-29T10:14:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T14:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2007-12-13T12:08:36","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T16:08:36","slug":"and-if-my-grandmother-had-three-speeds-shed-be-a-vibrator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"And if My Grandmother Had Three Speeds, She&#8217;d be a Vibrator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;speculative paper&#8221;&#8211;and here &#8220;speculative&#8221; should be read as &#8220;pulling stuff out of their asses&#8221;&#8211;released by the British government frets that robots might someday be smart enough to demand emancipation, raising the prospect that they&#8217;ll have to be treated as citizens (and sue if they&#8217;re denied that right).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Should they prove successful, the paper said, &#8220;states will be obligated to provide full social benefits to them including income support, housing and possibly robo-healthcare to fix the machines over time.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The paper goes on to predict that we probably won&#8217;t have to worry about that eventuality for at least 20 years.  Asimov notwithstanding, I&#8217;m thinkin&#8217; it&#8217;s going to be quite a lot longer than 20 years.  (And call me nutty, but aren&#8217;t there more pressing things for the British government to be worrying about?  This is like releasing a paper that warns about the repercussions of cockroaches suddenly becoming sentient and demanding the vote.  It <I>could<\/I> happen&#8211;with Jerry Springer being Exhibit A&#8211;but it&#8217;s not something that we necessarily need to worry about right now.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <A HREF=\"http:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2006\/TECH\/ptech\/12\/21\/robot.freedom.ap\/index.html\">Link<\/A><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;speculative paper&#8221;&#8211;and here &#8220;speculative&#8221; should be read as &#8220;pulling stuff out of their asses&#8221;&#8211;released by the British government frets that robots might someday be smart enough to demand emancipation, raising the prospect that they&#8217;ll have to be treated as citizens (and sue if they&#8217;re denied that right). Should they prove successful, the paper said, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}