This will be particularly amusing to those of us who have ever run a D&D campaign. I think that somehedgehog’s reimagining of the presidential hopefuls as RPG players has captured everybody’s personalities pretty neatly.<\/p>\n
OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty “Matterhorn, son of Marathon” shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?<\/p>\n
MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.<\/p>\n
OBAMA: “My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one.”<\/p>\n
MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves.<\/p>\n
OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN’T.<\/p>\n
MCCAIN: Whatever, so’s your mom.<\/p>\n
OBAMA: So’s your FACE.<\/p>\n
MCCAIN: So’s your Mom’s face!<\/p>\n
HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?<\/p>\n
MCCAIN: Hilary, we’ve been over this.<\/p>\n
HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can’t even use a sword. Fuck this noise.<\/p>\n
KUCINICH: IM A BARD<\/p>\n
OBAMA: That’s nice.<\/p>\n
KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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