{"id":1028,"date":"2008-09-04T07:50:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T11:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2008-08-28T13:52:07","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T17:52:07","slug":"learn-to-speak-futurese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/?p=1028","title":{"rendered":"Learn to Speak Futurese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><B>In 1000 AD the sentence was:<\/B> W\u00e9 cildra bidda\u00fe \u00fe\u00e9, \u00e9al\u00e1 l\u00e1r\u00e9ow, \u00fe\u00e6t \u00fe\u00fa ta\u00e9ce \u00fas sprecan rihte, for\u00fe\u00e1m ungela\u00e9rede w\u00e9 sindon, and gew\u00e6mmodl\u00edce we spreca\u00fe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><B>In 2000 AD it&#8217;s:<\/B> We children beg you, teacher, that you should teach us to speak correctly, because we are ignorant and we speak corruptly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><B>In 3000 AD it may be:<\/B> *ZA kiad w&#8217;-ex\u00f9n ya tijuh, da ya-gAr&#8217;-eduketan zA da wa-tAgan lidla, kaz &#8216;ban iagnaran an wa-tAg kurrap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Linguist Justin B Rye has put together <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.xibalba.demon.co.uk\/jbr\/futurese.html\">Precoglang<\/A>, a detailed study of how English might change in the next thousand years.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>if you aren&#8217;t familiar with Comparative Reconstruction then my predicted sound changes are bound to seem wildly unlikely.  If I&#8217;d shown Julius Caesar a schedule of the changes that were to turn Latin into Italian (&#8220;PS: beware the Ides of March&#8221;) he wouldn&#8217;t have believed a word of it either.  And yet languages really do behave this way, with &#8220;mutations&#8221; in the system of sounds adding up to new accents, new languages, new family trees of descendant tongues<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He includes notes on works of SF that feature representations of plausible &#8220;Futurese,&#8221; such as <I>A Clockwork Orange<\/I> (&#8220;next year&#8217;s slang&#8221;) and <I>Riddley Walker<\/I> (&#8220;post-holocaust vowel mutations&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>It is&#8230;exhaustive.<\/p>\n<p>Also check out his <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.xibalba.demon.co.uk\/jbr\/lingo.html\">Primer in SF Xenolinguistics<\/A>.<\/p>\n<p><I>(via <A HREF=\"http:\/\/presurfer.blogspot.com\/\">The Presurfer<\/A>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1000 AD the sentence was: W\u00e9 cildra bidda\u00fe \u00fe\u00e9, \u00e9al\u00e1 l\u00e1r\u00e9ow, \u00fe\u00e6t \u00fe\u00fa ta\u00e9ce \u00fas sprecan rihte, for\u00fe\u00e1m ungela\u00e9rede w\u00e9 sindon, and gew\u00e6mmodl\u00edce we spreca\u00fe&#8230; In 2000 AD it&#8217;s: We children beg you, teacher, that you should teach us to speak correctly, because we are ignorant and we speak corruptly&#8230; In 3000 AD it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/other-worlds-cafe.com\/news\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}